June 2012
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horkingupart:
You know what I like to do when I haven’t eaten in some time and I have a bottle of any drinkable liquid.
I’ll drink as much as I can, then I stand up and jiggle.
Then you can hear the jiggle of the water/whatever and holy fuck it’s hilarious.
what the fuck is with me
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son
Britain: erm
News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining
When my parents don't let me go out
