So apparently herpes tastes like cinnamon. Yum.
I’m not trying to impress you but….my rape dungeon has carpet..
BRADIE IS AN OCTOPUS
dirtyandsweet: janeasher-: i just got into the bath and forgot to take my bra off
you have to be a bastard to make it, and that’s a fact. and birds with arms are...– john lennon (via robertplantshair)
IT’S FUCKY FRESH– Too much red cordial
dirtyandsweet: pajamasam-: i’m lauhging too hard where is this from omg