I'm Dreaming Of A Morrisey Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. grem sat pervertedly on a boat, sipping sexy eggnog. He looked at the red chicken hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, dmaon had hung it there, just before they looked at each other thrillingly and then fell into each other’s arms and humped each other’s face. If only I hadn’t been so throbbing, grem thought, pouring a cunty amount of...
partytimecrustcakes: unpauvrecon: piggy-patronus-no-parents: nevheera: These will forever make me laugh hysterically CRICKEM NIGFOPS CRICKEM NIGFOPS I always end up crying from laughing too hard at these. Why are they so goddamn funny? AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH NOT THIS AGAIN I SHOULD BE SLEEPING NOT LAUGHING SO HARD I GIVE MYSELF HICCUPS.
Year 12 Subject Choices
the-kid-from-yesterday: Today school lectured us about our array of subject choices for year 12. They kept repeating the phrase “Pick the subjects that will get you what you want in life.” Ok, I want a lot of food and a lot of sex, where’s the subject for THAT.